Today's sharing of an embarrassing moment, like yesterday's, will commemorate the fact that 13 years ago, I became a wife.
The New Mr. and Mrs. Bionic Man
The Providence Inn, Providence, Utah
The Bionic Man and I were each in our last year of college when we got married. Naturally, we enjoyed running into each other on campus while we were dating and engaged. When possible, we tried to take classes together. This was difficult--if not impossible--since he was majoring in Engineering and I was majoring in English. But true love always finds a way....we signed up for a religion class together the semester before our wedding.
Our religion instructor, Brother Clark, took great delight in the fact that several of his students were engaged to be married. He seemed to enjoy teasing the Bionic Man and I, and one other couple, about our upcoming nuptials. The semester ended, and I didn't give Brother Clark a second thought, because I was too busy thinking about getting married to think about silly Brother Clark.
Until the morning after my wedding day.
gingerbread temple instead of a cake, so there was no cake smashing. I thought the whole garter business was useless and degrading, so I didn't even put one on, effectively avoiding that humiliating display of....whatever. (I still think it is an idiotic tradition, can you tell?) And the Bionic Man was clever enough to hide our getaway vehicle really well, so aside from a little silly string, we had nothing to make us blush with that, either. Off we went to our suite at a local bed and breakfast, to spend the night before we left to honeymoon in a warmer climate.
Since we had to leave the honeymoon suite early, to get to our next destination, we decided to forego breakfast in bed and went down to the dining room.
And who--who?--who would be the first person I saw upon exiting the bridal suite?
Brother Clark, that's who.
Apparently, he and his wife had just spent the night at the very same bed and breakfast. And what did he do when he saw the Bionic Man enter the dining room, hand-in-hand?
He stood up, and said in his big, hearty voice, "Well, if it isn't Bionic Man and Ruth! Aren't you two supposed to be getting married sometime soon?" He winked at the other diners as he grinned at us.
"Yesterday," the Bionic Man mumbled nervously, "We got married yesterday."
"What's that?" Brother Clark asked jovially, putting a hand to his ear. "Did you say you got married JUST YESTERDAY?"
Every eye in the room was on us now, and the room was full of quiet laughter as we blushed furiously under the scrutiny.
"My goodness!" Brother Clark exclaimed, grinning wickedly. "That must mean you are on your honeymoon!" He pulled out a chair from his table, offering it with a sweeping gesture. "Please, join us for breakfast! I'm sure you're hungry." More winking.
"Um, no thanks!" The Bionic Man quickly replied. "We'll just sit over here!" (In the far corner of the room.)
Happy Anniversary, Bionic Man! It still seems like JUST YESTERDAY.
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